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Taking refuge in knee-high red striped gym socks hoping to find a cure for happiness.
Taking refuge in knee-high red striped gym socks hoping to find a cure for happiness.
Good luck in Australia. The only thing that comes to mind when I think of Australia is a Simpsons episode in which Bart made an expensive call to Australia to determine if the water there runs in the opposite direction. He discovered that indeed it does. Therefore, my advice is to be very careful on your trip; if the water is running backwards, who knows what other forces of nature might function oppositly as well. As soon as your plane arrives purchase some gravity boots just in case. Don't buy them in the US; wait till you get to a convience store in Australia. Those people are more accustomed to backwards gravity so the boots will be much cheaper there. Actually, don't even bother to bring money. Due to the opposite nature of "the land down under" money is usually given to customers when a product is "purchased", rather than taken away. So the trip should pay for itself, really. Lastly, rub a kangaroo's pouch for good luck. That's just common sense.
ReplyDeletethanks matt
ReplyDeletetoo funny.